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created: 4/30/2024 6:57 PM in OPINION

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We want to know..

What is the worst food you would be willing to eat in a SHTF situation?



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created: 4/30/2024 6:57 PM in OPINION


Glock68

commented on 06/05/2024 09:58 PM

Better than starving to death.

KLBAMTz

commented on 07/14/2024 03:47 AM

Debatable

Drlector431

commented on 05/23/2024 01:11 PM

This makes me hungry!

Heatdawg81

commented on 05/23/2024 08:08 AM

Need this in my life rn

butter

commented on 05/22/2024 09:29 AM

Would be nice to have

Hammer Fired

commented on 05/19/2024 09:51 PM

Sweet baby Jesus ! Hope it tastes as horrible as it looks . Otherwise , I might fancy another .

DonaldJtrump24

commented on 05/18/2024 02:03 PM

Have more faith in my new born baby than Joe Biden not shitting himself

DonaldJtrump24

commented on 05/18/2024 02:01 PM

FJB trump2024

DDillard

commented on 05/18/2024 10:06 AM

Nice

Pray&Prepare

commented on 05/14/2024 11:01 PM

Anything while listening to Kamala Harris!

Halo1776

commented on 05/14/2024 11:00 PM

Liberal tears

Larry Hinds

commented on 05/14/2024 10:11 PM

Puff Daddys finger

Larry Hinds

commented on 05/14/2024 10:05 PM

Soup beans, that texture makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up

luciasmaximus

commented on 05/14/2024 09:51 PM

I’m a grower not a show-er!

raven 226

commented on 05/14/2024 09:42 PM

i love mre's

michael mcclendon

commented on 05/14/2024 09:13 PM

I’d probably start with all the Asian girls in the adjacent neighborhood… already developing a taste for them since my divorce!

KLBAMTz

commented on 07/14/2024 03:48 AM

ur weird

PapaPaulo65

commented on 05/14/2024 08:23 PM

Great green globs of greasy grimy gofer guts ,w/ a side of mutilated monkey meat

J556

commented on 05/14/2024 07:49 PM

The MRE of course!

Mason2012

commented on 05/14/2024 07:40 PM

Green eggs and ham

casper113l

commented on 05/14/2024 07:33 PM

Go down on a Italian Girl its like licking a Barbers Floor

casper113l

commented on 05/14/2024 07:31 PM

Eat a Buckets of Maggots on a Fart Wagon

Tklos

commented on 05/14/2024 07:29 PM

comment made

Ralph1950

commented on 05/14/2024 07:18 PM

Nasty liver and onions

Rfeimster

commented on 05/14/2024 07:13 PM

Yum yum

JAWBone1

commented on 05/14/2024 06:40 PM

Worm jerky, pre jerked.

JAWBone1

commented on 05/14/2024 06:39 PM

Work jerky, pre jerked.

dakota.rogers

commented on 05/14/2024 06:12 PM

Nice, let's get that out on a tray.

SGT Septic

commented on 05/14/2024 06:03 PM

MREs: Because food should come with a safety briefing

Knucklehead42

commented on 05/14/2024 04:42 PM

Somebody that has maggot foot with a can of raid.

HefnerGuns

commented on 05/14/2024 11:13 AM

Boiled Okra

Smoochie86

commented on 05/14/2024 10:57 AM

Constipation or diarrhea? You choose.

TheKSman1019

commented on 05/14/2024 01:43 AM

My mother in laws dung, or spam. Pretty sure their close to the same in taste..

Doyled02

commented on 05/13/2024 11:40 PM

It would be a bad day however, I'd eat the ass end of a dead menstruating skunk if it meant staying alive.

Jim Burcham

commented on 05/13/2024 09:56 PM

I have sampled the vegetarian MREs they're not bad, all the side components are really good and I don't know if I'd eat bugs or not I guess if I was hungry enough you're going to eat a damn bug.

paltogan

commented on 05/13/2024 09:29 PM

I have no problem eating insects and similar things. Have done so while living in the Philippines.

djb979

commented on 05/13/2024 08:19 PM

A liberals pet... I'm sure the meat's been infected as well.

Youngb94

commented on 05/13/2024 06:21 PM

I would eat a veggie mre if the shtf

Zach Dizmang

commented on 05/13/2024 05:19 PM

Doo-doo baby

Confused

commented on 05/13/2024 04:22 PM

awesome~!!

Lowrider77

commented on 05/13/2024 03:58 PM

Another great opportunity

Yank33

commented on 05/13/2024 02:30 PM

Not sure if Sh!t on a fan will be very tasty.

givemeliberty

commented on 05/13/2024 01:49 PM

Insects, because gates says they are safe.

sober

commented on 05/13/2024 11:08 AM

Neighbors cat, neighbors tropical fish, neighbor

JasonTabor

commented on 05/13/2024 10:07 AM

“I got a meat for a butter” if you know you know:)

JasonTabor

commented on 05/13/2024 10:04 AM

Steaming pile of vagina!

Insumner1

commented on 05/13/2024 09:58 AM

Worms, but only if I was starving

Gbay

commented on 05/13/2024 09:00 AM

Grasshoppers

acp223

commented on 05/13/2024 06:06 AM

Pickles . Not at all but would be willing for survival

Caveman1972

commented on 05/13/2024 04:17 AM

Whats up!

CombatVet1371

commented on 05/13/2024 03:59 AM

The ally cat

savana023

commented on 05/13/2024 12:32 AM

My neighbors

Blackbeardtactical

commented on 05/12/2024 10:31 PM

You!

lunchbox2010

commented on 05/12/2024 11:09 AM

Id eat the crotch out of a raggedy ann doll. Or an asswhole out of a alligator

jayvthompson01

commented on 05/12/2024 10:29 AM

Q: What is the worst food you would be willing to eat in a SHTF situation? A: The ass of the dipsh*t in charge of those CAPTCHA pictures.

jayvthompson01

commented on 05/12/2024 10:28 AM

Armslist asks; "What is the worst food you would be willing to eat in a SHTF situation?"... My Answer; "Your Mom".

Harryeyer555

commented on 05/12/2024 09:51 AM

nasty snails

Harryeyer555

commented on 05/12/2024 09:50 AM

nasty

Tylerhal

commented on 05/12/2024 09:44 AM

Love these giveaways you guys do

Richard moy

commented on 05/12/2024 09:42 AM

Sounds great for date night

Austin863

commented on 05/12/2024 02:03 AM

dog uterus

tubbs200803

commented on 05/12/2024 12:55 AM

Curdled hotdog flavored milk.

[email protected]

commented on 05/12/2024 12:16 AM

I’d eat dog shit from a cat

shlo812

commented on 05/11/2024 10:02 PM

Fried tomatoes!

EliteBuyersNW

commented on 05/11/2024 06:38 PM

MILKSTEAK AND OLIVES!!

robert-wis

commented on 05/11/2024 02:47 PM

That's what she said.

FloppyJohn.556

commented on 05/11/2024 11:34 AM

Deep fried worms.

AndrooBee

commented on 05/11/2024 11:19 AM

Good luck with “vegetable crumbles” with my luck I’ll actually win this crap.

AndrooBee

commented on 05/11/2024 11:18 AM

Yum

Jason_M92

commented on 05/11/2024 09:42 AM

I'd reluctantly devour a canned delicacy labeled "Mystery Meat Surprise".

OhioMan1911

commented on 05/10/2024 10:40 PM

Hound Dog is gonna eat that puss Redwing special

Eli6969

commented on 05/10/2024 08:20 PM

Fish

jeffreyvogel26

commented on 05/10/2024 07:57 PM

Bugs

Jkm20111911

commented on 05/10/2024 06:27 PM

Shit on a shingle.

rnger188

commented on 05/10/2024 12:45 PM

good idea

Deputymgr

commented on 05/10/2024 11:27 AM

Liberal stew

nieltrans

commented on 05/09/2024 11:39 PM

Terrestrial Snails

Robert.34

commented on 05/09/2024 05:49 PM

Maggots and worms soup

nieltrans

commented on 05/08/2024 08:37 PM

Fruitcake from a c-ration. Makes a great genade though!

djb979

commented on 05/08/2024 08:01 PM

Add to the stockpile!

Nickcope99

commented on 05/08/2024 07:57 PM

Well, shitfire!!

gungirl1911

commented on 05/08/2024 05:55 PM

Thats McDonald’s ya all

gungirl1911

commented on 05/08/2024 05:53 PM

New item on MD Menu

Brentwharmon

commented on 05/08/2024 04:51 PM

Vomit on my sweater already.

Brentwharmon

commented on 05/08/2024 04:50 PM

I could eat

RustyShackleford87

commented on 05/08/2024 03:20 PM

If I got really hungry, I'd probably eat vegan bacon.

Captain Shotgun

commented on 05/08/2024 01:37 PM

anything from a gender neutral restaurant

MIKEMP5

commented on 05/08/2024 12:33 PM

Clown fish I normally don't eat 'Em because they taste funny.

Ncc8288

commented on 05/08/2024 12:13 PM

Better than eating the neighbors, I guess...

usmc4ever92

commented on 05/08/2024 12:05 PM

starshiproyalty1

commented on 05/08/2024 10:33 AM

Does once consumed corn still contain nutrition? Second chance corn pudding!!

underw0rld

commented on 05/08/2024 12:08 AM

Phyllis Diller's freeze dried embryos

TheManWithNoShoes

commented on 05/07/2024 08:46 PM

Animal anus

Johnnie Pick

commented on 05/07/2024 07:43 PM

Poke salad with fried earthworms and grubs with dandelion tea to wash it down

Don Schalk

commented on 05/07/2024 06:10 PM

Soilet green

Mcsh0662

commented on 05/07/2024 02:44 PM

Do the worms come with a free colon screening?

MarcVJ

commented on 05/07/2024 01:29 PM

worms or grubs

CTCPawn

commented on 05/06/2024 04:59 PM

Well, Babe the proverbial poo has hit the you know what and the decadence of going to Walmart is no longer an option. After a long and careful deliberation between my two hat hangers. I have decided that the powers to be believe it's time for me to indulge finally on your mother's gourmet cooking. :-(

NONAME777

commented on 05/06/2024 11:55 AM

Well shit!

MartinR

commented on 05/06/2024 11:42 AM

Joy Behar

ALOHAOLEON

commented on 05/06/2024 03:20 AM

cockroaches

Colt45357

commented on 05/05/2024 10:58 PM

Anything short of literal shit. Bugs, worms, ect.

KickBrass

commented on 05/05/2024 10:55 PM

I've learned to never ask what the meat is when eating in a dfac overseas. Also the Mexican style chicken stew or chicken burrito bowl are the best mre's.. I'll fight anyone on that one

Coltguy1069

commented on 05/05/2024 07:22 PM

Wolf pussy

Virgil Downer

commented on 05/05/2024 01:32 PM

Well, I draw the line at worms!

Sulliwill0713

commented on 05/05/2024 09:29 AM

Hungry?

Kelso84

commented on 05/05/2024 08:38 AM

When fecal matter hits the rotary oscillator, I will do what it takes to survive, except for eating the fecal matter itself!

gpbell

commented on 05/05/2024 07:01 AM

Aunt Edna's wig collection.

Socrates91

commented on 05/05/2024 06:50 AM

Hey, yall. Go sign the GOA petition to dismantle the BATFE

Huntmoose

commented on 05/05/2024 03:27 AM

Stink bugs

Julez0726

commented on 05/04/2024 10:36 PM

Well all I can say is dark humor is like food! Not everyone gets it! And probably an MRE!

RCHammer69

commented on 05/04/2024 10:03 PM

Fried farts and garlic and shit on a platter

Whormd

commented on 05/04/2024 08:39 PM

Fried skunk’s ass. Packed with protein, among other things. No Tabasco necessary. And no, it doesn’t taste like chicken.

DaveW1

commented on 05/04/2024 05:02 PM

My moms lasagna

krused75

commented on 05/04/2024 04:20 PM

You gotta be starving to eat an MRE!

Antiher0

commented on 05/04/2024 03:59 PM

Oh. Got it wrong. Mac and cheese with tuna and ketchup. Pasta, cheese, protein, tomato. Delicious.

Antiher0

commented on 05/04/2024 03:58 PM

Delicious.

nastyotter

commented on 05/04/2024 03:55 PM

Brussel sprout casserole

Sgt Barkley

commented on 05/04/2024 02:11 PM

A country boy can survive...

Thomas lake

commented on 05/04/2024 01:57 PM

Bugs shit and my own words in that order

locknload24

commented on 05/04/2024 01:41 PM

DJT.. dinner's ready, last call til 6am

sws1

commented on 05/04/2024 12:44 PM

Lunch with a Democrat.

HB45

commented on 05/04/2024 11:45 AM

An Obama era grade school lunch

Daniel Makian

commented on 05/04/2024 09:21 AM

It has got to be better than eating un digested berries out of bear shit!

Jacob.Abella

commented on 05/03/2024 07:38 PM

I would go to the beach......sprinkle the last bit of crumbs I have left on my chest while laying flat on the sand .....wait for about 1 minute until the Segall notice me.....but naked with delicious crumbs frolicking all over me like sprinkles on an ice cream cone...thennnnnn once they have all gathered and pecked every last crumb from my body .....I will collect the poop thats been lathered all over and make segal shit pie! Don't judge me. :)

Jacob.Abella

commented on 05/03/2024 07:25 PM

If shtf happened today and we had 0 food the I would look at the kitty and say .....sorry buddy....your Purina is going in my belly!

Bobbi Burton

commented on 05/03/2024 02:16 PM

I was going to say SPAM because it's the worst food I have in my survival food supply. I'm serious about storing food because I've got 10 people in my household. But I realize I don't have enough food or seeds to get us through a winter yet, far from it. So if SHTF and we have to eat off the land I think earth worms are as far as I could go. That's because I think we could fry them up and crumble them and pretend they are bacon bits and put them on our dandelion salads. I better get some bacon flavor in a jar. That would help with the illusion of eating something fancy. I better put that on my list and go to the store.

LPCollins

commented on 05/03/2024 02:09 PM

@ndvisalli Mr Barbecue, if you decide to comply with the new NFA rule you can still use the pistol brace as a meat tenderizer!

ndvisalli

commented on 05/03/2024 01:38 PM

People...i would go full Haiti on them

gunrunner999

commented on 05/03/2024 12:21 PM

@LPCollins The Empire and Chancellor Palpatine lol

LPCollins

commented on 05/03/2024 10:59 AM

The worst food item I'd ever have to eat when SHTF is the WEF's and Klaus Schwab's Bugs!

Donnie Varnell

commented on 05/03/2024 09:00 AM

Crow, Its not like I haven made a meal of that before.

BingoWasHisNameO

commented on 05/03/2024 02:52 AM

Roadkill, insects and worms are near the end of my emergency edibles list!

Armerkat

commented on 05/03/2024 02:19 AM

Bullets would be the worst thing,

Raymond Eddy

commented on 05/02/2024 08:44 PM

There is a cute little Filly at work……

FatDaddyJD

commented on 05/02/2024 07:28 PM

My neighbors. Everything is good with enough BBQ sauce!!!

Andy Sheriff

commented on 05/02/2024 07:10 PM

I'll eat anything but frenchfood

USMCwelder07

commented on 05/02/2024 05:56 PM

Roast skunk stroganoff topped with snowflake tears and badger milk gravy

Jager

commented on 05/02/2024 05:53 PM

Good ole greasy groundhog. Got to boil them before you roast them.

CharlesAdams1972

commented on 05/02/2024 05:38 PM

Probably fried worms and grubs

Crystofer

commented on 05/02/2024 05:24 PM

When you’re getting payed nickels and dimes you gotta take a shit in company time.

davenport063

commented on 05/02/2024 05:19 PM

Gas station sushi

Big_Chief

commented on 05/02/2024 04:51 PM

Tossed salad

Hans Vance

commented on 05/02/2024 04:44 PM

I got a better one .. rocky mountain oysters ... Otherwise known as prairy oyster lol :P

HRhero34

commented on 05/02/2024 01:21 PM

I use washcloths now, because one time I was washing my booty and the bar of soap slid into my sewerhole. Sure I discovered a new sensation, but I can’t afford a new bar of soap every day.

gunrunner999

commented on 05/02/2024 12:30 PM

Bite the head off a bat

NONAME777

commented on 05/02/2024 11:14 AM

The constipation is a feature, not a flaw. Don't want to have to go to the bath room during a fire fight.

NONAME777

commented on 05/02/2024 11:13 AM

Meals Rejected by Ethiopians

Clanoy

commented on 05/02/2024 10:08 AM

My wife’s cooking

datgunboi

commented on 05/02/2024 09:49 AM

Frosted flakes. Hold the frost ಥ_ಥ

jay sep

commented on 05/02/2024 09:28 AM

dog or cat food

Adam Cobb

commented on 05/02/2024 09:18 AM

Arbys

mustangdad09868

commented on 05/02/2024 09:09 AM

Radio Active gas station sushi

Eddiet06

commented on 05/02/2024 09:07 AM

ATF Agents

datgunboi

commented on 05/02/2024 09:01 AM

BEANS (͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)

Knucklehead42

commented on 05/02/2024 08:34 AM

Hello God is that you.

jamesbondofix007

commented on 05/02/2024 08:30 AM

Drywall

Jarhead45133

commented on 05/02/2024 08:18 AM

I'll starve before eating the 90's era MRE...OMELET (unless there's TWO bottles of Tabasco!!!)

Mel

commented on 05/02/2024 05:42 AM

Pet Cats

Hans Vance

commented on 05/01/2024 11:38 PM

Rat burger ..like when Stallone ate when he went underground in the movie Demolition man ..

Hank Gun

commented on 05/01/2024 11:02 PM

Scorpions

Gene bennett

commented on 05/01/2024 10:39 PM

maggots would be my last resort go to food source. Yum yum.

Phiter5

commented on 05/01/2024 10:26 PM

The neighbors pet lizard. I would say the dog, but I've seen him eat his own shit.

Joshuaa459

commented on 05/01/2024 09:42 PM

My Wifes coochie

ANRob91

commented on 05/01/2024 09:39 PM

It might sound weird, but chicken. Knowing my luck I'd end up on a chicken farm lol

VicPhx

commented on 05/01/2024 09:23 PM

MRE with Asian beef is like having del taco. Your gonna have the bubble guts seconds after.

HB45

commented on 05/01/2024 08:59 PM

MRE, by God that's 3 lies for the price of 1 !!!!!

Jeff 0725

commented on 05/01/2024 08:46 PM

The next guy who tried to take my gun!!

Springer1911

commented on 05/01/2024 06:53 PM

I ate ludafisk when I was young I ate white castle when I was dumb Now that I’m old as I’ve been told, Taco Bell is the one who has won!

youngguns13

commented on 05/01/2024 06:13 PM

Don't worry democraps make lab made meat to eliminate cow farts, we are all good

Buckhunter8768

commented on 05/01/2024 05:24 PM

As long as their is a bottle of hot sauce anything is fair game.

Crash Fistfight

commented on 05/01/2024 04:58 PM

There will still probably be a McDonald's or Waffle House open somewhere so I'm sure I'll be good.

casper113l

commented on 05/01/2024 04:55 PM

A Bucket of Maggots on a Gut Wagon

markarthurs

commented on 05/01/2024 03:40 PM

I think this is a great give away.

donovanmerrill1

commented on 05/01/2024 02:39 PM

MRE (meals ready to eat) is a triple contradiction

Ebaker25

commented on 05/01/2024 01:04 PM

They are great as long as they are not the vegetarian options

Spaztheshark

commented on 05/01/2024 12:38 PM

Lol trying to starve us, vegetable crumbs! Mise well eat grass

Batman

commented on 05/01/2024 11:43 AM

My grandpa always has a jar of "Pickled Pigs Feet" on stand by. But honestly I think I'd rather starve

olgunnut

commented on 05/01/2024 11:34 AM

I'd eat a Democrat.

Kmart85

commented on 05/01/2024 10:59 AM

I hope they have the buffalo chicken!

tomgun1911

commented on 05/01/2024 10:14 AM

What year is it, 1996?

Farliechuck

commented on 05/01/2024 10:11 AM

Your mom.

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