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OPINION
Pray&Prepare commented on 5/15/2024 3:01 AM
Anything while listening to Kamala Harris!
Halo1776 commented on 5/15/2024 3:00 AM
Liberal tears
Larry Hinds commented on 5/15/2024 2:11 AM
Puff Daddys finger
Larry Hinds commented on 5/15/2024 2:05 AM
Soup beans, that texture makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up
luciasmaximus commented on 5/15/2024 1:51 AM
I’m a grower not a show-er!
raven 226 commented on 5/15/2024 1:42 AM
i love mre's
michael mcclendon commented on 5/15/2024 1:13 AM
I’d probably start with all the Asian girls in the adjacent neighborhood… already developing a taste for them since my divorce!
PapaPaulo65 commented on 5/15/2024 12:23 AM
Great green globs of greasy grimy gofer guts ,w/ a side of mutilated monkey meat
J556 commented on 5/14/2024 11:49 PM
The MRE of course!
Mason2012 commented on 5/14/2024 11:40 PM
Green eggs and ham
casper113l commented on 5/14/2024 11:33 PM
Go down on a Italian Girl its like licking a Barbers Floor
casper113l commented on 5/14/2024 11:31 PM
Eat a Buckets of Maggots on a Fart Wagon
Tklos commented on 5/14/2024 11:29 PM
comment made
Ralph1950 commented on 5/14/2024 11:18 PM
Nasty liver and onions
Rfeimster commented on 5/14/2024 11:13 PM
Yum yum
JAWBone1 commented on 5/14/2024 10:40 PM
Worm jerky, pre jerked.
JAWBone1 commented on 5/14/2024 10:39 PM
Work jerky, pre jerked.
dakota.rogers commented on 5/14/2024 10:12 PM
Nice, let's get that out on a tray.
SGT Septic commented on 5/14/2024 10:03 PM
MREs: Because food should come with a safety briefing
Knucklehead42 commented on 5/14/2024 8:42 PM
Somebody that has maggot foot with a can of raid.
HefnerGuns commented on 5/14/2024 3:13 PM
Boiled Okra
Smoochie86 commented on 5/14/2024 2:57 PM
Constipation or diarrhea? You choose.
TheKSman1019 commented on 5/14/2024 5:43 AM
My mother in laws dung, or spam. Pretty sure their close to the same in taste..
Doyled02 commented on 5/14/2024 3:40 AM
It would be a bad day however, I'd eat the ass end of a dead menstruating skunk if it meant staying alive.
Jim Burcham commented on 5/14/2024 1:56 AM
I have sampled the vegetarian MREs they're not bad, all the side components are really good and I don't know if I'd eat bugs or not I guess if I was hungry enough you're going to eat a damn bug.
paltogan commented on 5/14/2024 1:29 AM
I have no problem eating insects and similar things. Have done so while living in the Philippines.
djb979 commented on 5/14/2024 12:19 AM
A liberals pet...
I'm sure the meat's been infected as well.
Youngb94 commented on 5/13/2024 10:21 PM
I would eat a veggie mre if the shtf
Zach Dizmang commented on 5/13/2024 9:19 PM
Doo-doo baby
Confused commented on 5/13/2024 8:22 PM
awesome~!!
Lowrider77 commented on 5/13/2024 7:58 PM
Another great opportunity
Yank33 commented on 5/13/2024 6:30 PM
Not sure if Sh!t on a fan will be very tasty.
givemeliberty commented on 5/13/2024 5:49 PM
Insects, because gates says they are safe.
sober commented on 5/13/2024 3:08 PM
Neighbors cat, neighbors tropical fish, neighbor
JasonTabor commented on 5/13/2024 2:07 PM
“I got a meat for a butter” if you know you know:)
JasonTabor commented on 5/13/2024 2:04 PM
Steaming pile of vagina!
Insumner1 commented on 5/13/2024 1:58 PM
Worms, but only if I was starving
Gbay commented on 5/13/2024 1:00 PM
Grasshoppers
acp223 commented on 5/13/2024 10:06 AM
Pickles . Not at all but would be willing for survival
Caveman1972 commented on 5/13/2024 8:17 AM
Whats up!
CombatVet1371 commented on 5/13/2024 7:59 AM
The ally cat
savana023 commented on 5/13/2024 4:32 AM
My neighbors
Blackbeardtactical commented on 5/13/2024 2:31 AM
You!
lunchbox2010 commented on 5/12/2024 3:09 PM
Id eat the crotch out of a raggedy ann doll. Or an asswhole out of a alligator
jayvthompson01 commented on 5/12/2024 2:29 PM
Q: What is the worst food you would be willing to eat in a SHTF situation?
A: The ass of the dipsh*t in charge of those CAPTCHA pictures.
jayvthompson01 commented on 5/12/2024 2:28 PM
Armslist asks; "What is the worst food you would be willing to eat in a SHTF situation?"...
My Answer; "Your Mom".
Harryeyer555 commented on 5/12/2024 1:51 PM
nasty snails
Harryeyer555 commented on 5/12/2024 1:50 PM
nasty
Tylerhal commented on 5/12/2024 1:44 PM
Love these giveaways you guys do
Richard moy commented on 5/12/2024 1:42 PM
Sounds great for date night
Austin863 commented on 5/12/2024 6:03 AM
dog uterus
tubbs200803 commented on 5/12/2024 4:55 AM
Curdled hotdog flavored milk.
I’d eat dog shit from a cat
shlo812 commented on 5/12/2024 2:02 AM
Fried tomatoes!
EliteBuyersNW commented on 5/11/2024 10:38 PM
MILKSTEAK AND OLIVES!!
robert-wis commented on 5/11/2024 6:47 PM
That's what she said.
FloppyJohn.556 commented on 5/11/2024 3:34 PM
Deep fried worms.
AndrooBee commented on 5/11/2024 3:19 PM
Good luck with “vegetable crumbles” with my luck I’ll actually win this crap.
AndrooBee commented on 5/11/2024 3:18 PM
Yum
Jason_M92 commented on 5/11/2024 1:42 PM
I'd reluctantly devour a canned delicacy labeled "Mystery Meat Surprise".
OhioMan1911 commented on 5/11/2024 2:40 AM
Hound Dog is gonna eat that puss Redwing special
Eli6969 commented on 5/11/2024 12:20 AM
Fish
jeffreyvogel26 commented on 5/10/2024 11:57 PM
Bugs
Jkm20111911 commented on 5/10/2024 10:27 PM
Shit on a shingle.
rnger188 commented on 5/10/2024 4:45 PM
good idea
Deputymgr commented on 5/10/2024 3:27 PM
Liberal stew
nieltrans commented on 5/10/2024 3:39 AM
Terrestrial Snails
Robert.34 commented on 5/9/2024 9:49 PM
Maggots and worms soup
nieltrans commented on 5/9/2024 12:37 AM
Fruitcake from a c-ration. Makes a great genade though!
djb979 commented on 5/9/2024 12:01 AM
Add to the stockpile!
Nickcope99 commented on 5/8/2024 11:57 PM
Well, shitfire!!
gungirl1911 commented on 5/8/2024 9:55 PM
Thats McDonald’s ya all
gungirl1911 commented on 5/8/2024 9:53 PM
New item on MD Menu
Brentwharmon commented on 5/8/2024 8:51 PM
Vomit on my sweater already.
Brentwharmon commented on 5/8/2024 8:50 PM
I could eat
RustyShackleford87 commented on 5/8/2024 7:20 PM
If I got really hungry, I'd probably eat vegan bacon.
Captain Shotgun commented on 5/8/2024 5:37 PM
anything from a gender neutral restaurant
MIKEMP5 commented on 5/8/2024 4:33 PM
Clown fish I normally don't eat 'Em because they taste funny.
Ncc8288 commented on 5/8/2024 4:13 PM
Better than eating the neighbors, I guess...
usmc4ever92 commented on 5/8/2024 4:05 PM
starshiproyalty1 commented on 5/8/2024 2:33 PM
Does once consumed corn still contain nutrition? Second chance corn pudding!!
underw0rld commented on 5/8/2024 4:08 AM
Phyllis Diller's freeze dried embryos
TheManWithNoShoes commented on 5/8/2024 12:46 AM
Animal anus
Johnnie Pick commented on 5/7/2024 11:43 PM
Poke salad with fried earthworms and grubs with dandelion tea to wash it down
Don Schalk commented on 5/7/2024 10:10 PM
Soilet green
Mcsh0662 commented on 5/7/2024 6:44 PM
Do the worms come with a free colon screening?
MarcVJ commented on 5/7/2024 5:29 PM
worms or grubs
CTCPawn commented on 5/6/2024 8:59 PM
Well, Babe the proverbial poo has hit the you know what and the decadence of going to Walmart is no longer an option. After a long and careful deliberation between my two hat hangers. I have decided that the powers to be believe it's time for me to indulge finally on your mother's gourmet cooking. :-(
NONAME777 commented on 5/6/2024 3:55 PM
Well shit!
MartinR commented on 5/6/2024 3:42 PM
Joy Behar
ALOHAOLEON commented on 5/6/2024 7:20 AM
cockroaches
Colt45357 commented on 5/6/2024 2:58 AM
Anything short of literal shit. Bugs, worms, ect.
KickBrass commented on 5/6/2024 2:55 AM
I've learned to never ask what the meat is when eating in a dfac overseas. Also the Mexican style chicken stew or chicken burrito bowl are the best mre's.. I'll fight anyone on that one
Coltguy1069 commented on 5/5/2024 11:22 PM
Wolf pussy
Virgil Downer commented on 5/5/2024 5:32 PM
Well, I draw the line at worms!
Sulliwill0713 commented on 5/5/2024 1:29 PM
Hungry?
Kelso84 commented on 5/5/2024 12:38 PM
When fecal matter hits the rotary oscillator, I will do what it takes to survive, except for eating the fecal matter itself!
gpbell commented on 5/5/2024 11:01 AM
Aunt Edna's wig collection.
Socrates91 commented on 5/5/2024 10:50 AM
Hey, yall. Go sign the GOA petition to dismantle the BATFE
Huntmoose commented on 5/5/2024 7:27 AM
Stink bugs
Julez0726 commented on 5/5/2024 2:36 AM
Well all I can say is dark humor is like food!
Not everyone gets it!
And probably an MRE!
RCHammer69 commented on 5/5/2024 2:03 AM
Fried farts and garlic and shit on a platter
Whormd commented on 5/5/2024 12:39 AM
Fried skunk’s ass. Packed with protein, among other things. No Tabasco necessary. And no, it doesn’t taste like chicken.
DaveW1 commented on 5/4/2024 9:02 PM
My moms lasagna
krused75 commented on 5/4/2024 8:20 PM
You gotta be starving to eat an MRE!
Antiher0 commented on 5/4/2024 7:59 PM
Oh. Got it wrong.
Mac and cheese with tuna and ketchup. Pasta, cheese, protein, tomato. Delicious.
Antiher0 commented on 5/4/2024 7:58 PM
Delicious.
nastyotter commented on 5/4/2024 7:55 PM
Brussel sprout casserole
Sgt Barkley commented on 5/4/2024 6:11 PM
A country boy can survive...
Thomas lake commented on 5/4/2024 5:57 PM
Bugs shit and my own words in that order
locknload24 commented on 5/4/2024 5:41 PM
DJT.. dinner's ready, last call til 6am
sws1 commented on 5/4/2024 4:44 PM
Lunch with a Democrat.
HB45 commented on 5/4/2024 3:45 PM
An Obama era grade school lunch
Daniel Makian commented on 5/4/2024 1:21 PM
It has got to be better than eating un digested berries out of bear shit!
Jacob.Abella commented on 5/3/2024 11:38 PM
I would go to the beach......sprinkle the last bit of crumbs I have left on my chest while laying flat on the sand .....wait for about 1 minute until the Segall notice me.....but naked with delicious crumbs frolicking all over me like sprinkles on an ice cream cone...thennnnnn once they have all gathered and pecked every last crumb from my body .....I will collect the poop thats been lathered all over and make segal shit pie! Don't judge me. :)
Jacob.Abella commented on 5/3/2024 11:25 PM
If shtf happened today and we had 0 food the I would look at the kitty and say .....sorry buddy....your Purina is going in my belly!
Bobbi Burton commented on 5/3/2024 6:16 PM
I was going to say SPAM because it's the worst food I have in my survival food supply. I'm serious about storing food because I've got 10 people in my household. But I realize I don't have enough food or seeds to get us through a winter yet, far from it. So if SHTF and we have to eat off the land I think earth worms are as far as I could go. That's because I think we could fry them up and crumble them and pretend they are bacon bits and put them on our dandelion salads. I better get some bacon flavor in a jar. That would help with the illusion of eating something fancy. I better put that on my list and go to the store.
LPCollins commented on 5/3/2024 6:09 PM
@ndvisalli Mr Barbecue, if you decide to comply with the new NFA rule you can still use the pistol brace as a meat tenderizer!
ndvisalli commented on 5/3/2024 5:38 PM
People...i would go full Haiti on them
gunrunner999 commented on 5/3/2024 4:21 PM
@LPCollins The Empire and Chancellor Palpatine lol
LPCollins commented on 5/3/2024 2:59 PM
The worst food item I'd ever have to eat when SHTF is the WEF's and Klaus Schwab's Bugs!
Donnie Varnell commented on 5/3/2024 1:00 PM
Crow, Its not like I haven made a meal of that before.
BingoWasHisNameO commented on 5/3/2024 6:52 AM
Roadkill, insects and worms are near the end of my emergency edibles list!
Armerkat commented on 5/3/2024 6:19 AM
Bullets would be the worst thing,
Raymond Eddy commented on 5/3/2024 12:44 AM
There is a cute little Filly at work……
FatDaddyJD commented on 5/2/2024 11:28 PM
My neighbors.
Everything is good with enough BBQ sauce!!!
Andy Sheriff commented on 5/2/2024 11:10 PM
I'll eat anything but frenchfood
USMCwelder07 commented on 5/2/2024 9:56 PM
Roast skunk stroganoff topped with snowflake tears and badger milk gravy
Jager commented on 5/2/2024 9:53 PM
Good ole greasy groundhog. Got to boil them before you roast them.
CharlesAdams1972 commented on 5/2/2024 9:38 PM
Probably fried worms and grubs
Crystofer commented on 5/2/2024 9:24 PM
When you’re getting payed nickels and dimes you gotta take a shit in company time.
davenport063 commented on 5/2/2024 9:19 PM
Gas station sushi
Big_Chief commented on 5/2/2024 8:51 PM
Tossed salad
Hans Vance commented on 5/2/2024 8:44 PM
I got a better one .. rocky mountain oysters ... Otherwise known as prairy oyster lol :P
HRhero34 commented on 5/2/2024 5:21 PM
I use washcloths now, because one time I was washing my booty and the bar of soap slid into my sewerhole. Sure I discovered a new sensation, but I can’t afford a new bar of soap every day.
gunrunner999 commented on 5/2/2024 4:30 PM
Bite the head off a bat
NONAME777 commented on 5/2/2024 3:14 PM
The constipation is a feature, not a flaw. Don't want to have to go to the bath room during a fire fight.
NONAME777 commented on 5/2/2024 3:13 PM
Meals Rejected by Ethiopians
Clanoy commented on 5/2/2024 2:08 PM
My wife’s cooking
datgunboi commented on 5/2/2024 1:49 PM
Frosted flakes. Hold the frost ಥ_ಥ
jay sep commented on 5/2/2024 1:28 PM
dog or cat food
Adam Cobb commented on 5/2/2024 1:18 PM
Arbys
mustangdad09868 commented on 5/2/2024 1:09 PM
Radio Active gas station sushi
Eddiet06 commented on 5/2/2024 1:07 PM
ATF Agents
datgunboi commented on 5/2/2024 1:01 PM
BEANS (͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)
Knucklehead42 commented on 5/2/2024 12:34 PM
Hello God is that you.
jamesbondofix007 commented on 5/2/2024 12:30 PM
Drywall
Jarhead45133 commented on 5/2/2024 12:18 PM
I'll starve before eating the 90's era MRE...OMELET (unless there's TWO bottles of Tabasco!!!)
Mel commented on 5/2/2024 9:42 AM
Pet Cats
Hans Vance commented on 5/2/2024 3:38 AM
Rat burger ..like when Stallone ate when he went underground in the movie Demolition man ..
Hank Gun commented on 5/2/2024 3:02 AM
Scorpions
Gene bennett commented on 5/2/2024 2:39 AM
maggots would be my last resort go to food source. Yum yum.
Phiter5 commented on 5/2/2024 2:26 AM
The neighbors pet lizard. I would say the dog, but I've seen him eat his own shit.
Joshuaa459 commented on 5/2/2024 1:42 AM
My Wifes coochie
ANRob91 commented on 5/2/2024 1:39 AM
It might sound weird, but chicken. Knowing my luck I'd end up on a chicken farm lol
VicPhx commented on 5/2/2024 1:23 AM
MRE with Asian beef is like having del taco. Your gonna have the bubble guts seconds after.
HB45 commented on 5/2/2024 12:59 AM
MRE, by God that's 3 lies for the price of 1 !!!!!
Jeff 0725 commented on 5/2/2024 12:46 AM
The next guy who tried to take my gun!!
Springer1911 commented on 5/1/2024 10:53 PM
I ate ludafisk when I was young
I ate white castle when I was dumb
Now that I’m old as I’ve been told, Taco Bell is the one who has won!
youngguns13 commented on 5/1/2024 10:13 PM
Don't worry democraps make lab made meat to eliminate cow farts, we are all good
Buckhunter8768 commented on 5/1/2024 9:24 PM
As long as their is a bottle of hot sauce anything is fair game.
Crash Fistfight commented on 5/1/2024 8:58 PM
There will still probably be a McDonald's or Waffle House open somewhere so I'm sure I'll be good.
casper113l commented on 5/1/2024 8:55 PM
A Bucket of Maggots on a Gut Wagon
markarthurs commented on 5/1/2024 7:40 PM
I think this is a great give away.
donovanmerrill1 commented on 5/1/2024 6:39 PM
MRE (meals ready to eat) is a triple contradiction
Ebaker25 commented on 5/1/2024 5:04 PM
They are great as long as they are not the vegetarian options
Spaztheshark commented on 5/1/2024 4:38 PM
Lol trying to starve us, vegetable crumbs! Mise well eat grass
Batman commented on 5/1/2024 3:43 PM
My grandpa always has a jar of "Pickled Pigs Feet" on stand by.
But honestly I think I'd rather starve
olgunnut commented on 5/1/2024 3:34 PM
I'd eat a Democrat.
Kmart85 commented on 5/1/2024 2:59 PM
I hope they have the buffalo chicken!
tomgun1911 commented on 5/1/2024 2:14 PM
What year is it, 1996?
Farliechuck commented on 5/1/2024 2:11 PM
Your mom.
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