Are you an inspiring masochist and want to start by torchuring your right shoulder? Are your retinas too firmly attached? Do you have a tooth or teeth you want to rattle free? Would you like to multiply the number of clavicles you have? Is there a polar bear outside your bedroom window right now? Do you like scaring people at the gun range by firing artillery you can hold in one hand? Do you want the sensation of being kicked in the shoulder by a quarter horse but don't like animals? If you answered "Yes" to any or all of these questions than this rifle might just be for you! 


Up for sale is the biggest cartridge to ever grace the standard length action! Boasting up to 4,000+ foot pounds of muzzle energy and up to 34 foot pounds of recoil will bring 80s flashbacks of Heman yelling "I HAVE THE POWER!!!" quickly causing anyone yelling "Wolverines!" shut their commie mouths! Whatever was in the crosshairs when that trigger was sqeezed is now the problem of another world! But you didn't see it. You got a glimpse of that other dimension when the portal opened... or the rifle temporarily knocked you unconscious... either way, it cannot be forgotten on the drive home because your right arm is numb; and you'll recall this spiritual experience when the ability of being able to pick up a coffee cup returns next week.


For mere hundreds, you can learn learn french at the shooting range, and possibly invent some new words, and learn to type, answer the phone and wipe using only your left hand! Think about it! If healing ever comes you'll be ambidextrous! 


Holds 3+1 rounds of critter exploding power hidden inside of an internal magazine as this kind of thing is best kept secret. A Vortex 4-12x spans the "chamber of doom" so you can see clearly up until the "thunder of the heavens" is released! After that? No guarantees. 


Only selling as it came to me in a dream, and told me "You want to silence my thunder and stiffle my emense and awsome glory?! You are not worthy!"


Bring a case you think can contain it as I simply cannot. If you wish to try tempt fate with the one in the pics, add $50.