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Do you crave tactical vibes on a Taco Bell budget? Do you refer to your garage as your “gun room” even though it’s mostly Harbor Freight tools and broken dreams? Are you the proud owner of a lifted ‘03 Silverado with peeling camo wrap and exactly one working door speaker? Then buddy, have I got the solution to your suppressed masculinity and suppressed bank account: the Hi-Point 995 Carbine.

Yes, it’s ugly. Yes, it looks like something a stormtrooper made in shop class. But guess what? It goes bang almost every time. And isn’t that what matters when you're (Insert Foster the People joke here)

Why spend $1500 on a Gucci PCC when this glorious brick of freedom exists for the price of one month's worth of Monster energy drinks and vape juice? It even has rails. You won’t use them, but they’re there. Like your dreams of ever owning an actual MP5.

REAL INFORMATION

Alright folks, jokes aside, this Hi-Point 995 Carbine is chambered in 9mm — a cheap and fun shooter that won’t hurt your wallet or your pride too much. It’s been surprisingly reliable, comes with a factory pic rail setup, adjustable sights, and a magazine that holds 10 rounds.

Great for plinking, truck gun duty, or just owning something that looks like it came from a post-apocalyptic pawn shop. Includes one mag and a healthy dose of humility.

Price: Cheap enough you won’t need to check your bank account first.

275 OBO

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Have a great day!!!